Death by Stupidity: 1001 of the Most Astonishingly Bizarre Ways to Bite the Dust, Paperback

This book makes up a collection of cautionary tales about the undignified ways you can kick the bucket - and they're all true! The vegetarian who was killed with a frozen leg of lamb, the cyclist who swallowed his own dentures and the burglar who fell head-first into a toilet and drowned...These are just a few of the true reports which reveal some of the silliest ways a whole host of unlucky people have bought the farm.